Sunday, August 30, 2009

Crazy nasty airlines

if you have ever flown through pdx you know the lines don't get this long. Let alone at four am! No matter I just smuggled a bike on the plane for free mutha nucka

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

we r killin it over here

Monday, August 24, 2009

I'm in California.

Sent from my iPhone


Sent from my iPhone

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

from this:

to this:

Monday, August 10, 2009

my chain sort of broke and caught between my cog and frame and stripped my hub clear of threads.  went in and got a new opensport wheel and kmc chain hopfully this will work better

Thursday, August 6, 2009

broken fucking bike so broken
should necrohpelia be legalized??

Monday, August 3, 2009

there is crazy shit happening on the internet that i want to experience physically

Sunday, August 2, 2009

crabs on a stick!
these little squid died in the canal
adrian randall
i don't know who this is

i was thinking about writing down a journakl entry so i can remembver what the fuck i do with my life but i think it's just too much for you to know about

this happened a bunch.  I met this guy this weekedn...
working and dinner and stuff also swimming pools then my brother sent me some bike parts, then i woke up in the wrong bed and was late for work my dad hired my ex girlfriend's mother for his company jackson came in was late to a naked party so we peed in the sink made so many poop jokes all the time it's the only thing keeping me afloat these days.  huhhhh, ok so then after work got a rack it rained hard natalie passed out around 5pm i took a nap woke up to a lamb yeero went to korean night where liz sister and her friend made so many beautiful pictures went to whitenys' house so sweaty no windows open bring everybody to "mikes" which turned out to be pat's the guy with the long blond hair who knew the words to every song not before jordan almost lost his wallet got lapdances from everyone and jackson went to the bathroom real bad i nearly passed out but awooke to more lapdances those lapdances were so good guys walked home so jackson could spill beers on my floor and allow me to photograph our nutsacks before i drew :-) on his chest woke up the next morning went to the beach with natalie's mom and found a horseshoe crab and said so much curse words in front of young people and admired dogs for so long we loved the dogs so much then we went to ice cream and bbq and wine and jackson got on the bus and i napped and surfed facebook and then went on a long bike ride with 192 ozes of beer in my backpack then went to some risd party and watched three guys smoke a huge fat tree and then went to "harry's" which was hilarious cause keg, "psychtrance", harry's headband, beyonce piano music, complimented girls high heels then left and climbed a huge fence to go swimming in the river to a boat and back woke up this morning wrecked but happy spent the day crying and whining and making poop jokes at natalie's and mopped my floor.
between the two blingees up for winning the best gangster blingee this is my choice
I feel like jerry macguire.  

this is real.

does anybody even read this??