1. take anything that you can get two or four of, put them under a piece of glass to make a table.
2. take pictures of your friends naked
3. a microphone the size of a cell, make cells regenerating into a porno, w/ sound!
4. download the snl album with the song "jizz in my pants" and "im on a boat" listen all the time till i know all the words, go to georgetown university
5. be more like christian bale